How do farmers celebrate Valentine's Day? By giving hogs and kisses.What flower gives the most kisses on Valentine's Day? Tulips.Frank who? Frank you for being my friend! What do street performers say on Valentine's Day? Be mime.Why should you date a goalie? They're a real keeper.What did the strawberry say to the cantaloupe? You're one in a melon.What did one cat say to the other cat on Valentine's Day? You're purr-fect.What do Jedis say on Valentine's Day? Yoda one for me.

What did the baker say to his sweetheart? I'm dough-nuts about you!.What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean? One is bored over a man, and the other is a man overboard.What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine’s Day? Third degree burns on your lips.What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!.What did the lightbulb say to the socket on Valentine's Day? I love you watts.Why did the sheriff lock up her boyfriend? He stole her heart.Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental!.What happens when you fall in love with a French chef? You get buttered up.What kind of flower do you never give on Valentines Day? Cauliflower.Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day? Some-bunny loves them.What did one bee say to the other? I love bee-ing with you, honey!.Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards? His heart wasn’t in it.Al who? Al be your Valentine if you’ll be mine. What do sheep say on Valentine's Day? I love ewe.How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.What do owls say to declare their love? Owl be yours!.What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.What did the whale say to his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day? Whale you be mine?.What do you call a very small Valentine? A valen-tiny.What did one scientist say to the other? We've got good chemistry.What kind of Valentine’s Day candy is never on time? ChocoLATE.What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day? Lots of hogs and kisses.What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine's Day? You can count on me.What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you!.What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.Why do oars make the best Valentines? They are so row-mantic.What did the woman with a broken leg tell her Valentine? I have a crutch on you.What does a ghost call their partner? Their ghoul-friend.Did you hear about the guy who promised his girlfriend a diamond for Valentine’s Day? He took her to a baseball field.How do sheep reply after hearing 'I love you'? You’re not so baaa-d yourself.

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